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What if your pillow could collect your dreams, and when you wake up, you could plug it into your computer and watch them over again
omg what if Kanye West interrupts The Strokes
omg. what if jackson is a hale. and thats why he didnt turn, because his blood is recessive to the werewolf-ness.
basicallybeesus: officialunitedstates: FACT OF THE DAY: the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it. that’s the only reason. what if you bring a second shovel
pussylipgloss: bastille: How the FUCK do some of y’all sleep in the nude like what if ya mumma walks in and you’re all spread out with your junk hanging out? Who’s gonna help u then? The Lord our savior? I don’t think so U go head and be hot
sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are. what if teachers shipped their students ship wars in the staff room anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers
keldulmo: killerfromthedeep: leaningnow-intofebreeze: peepingtomdelonge: imagine if your kid wanted to have a playdate with someone they met at school and the parents wanted to meet you first and when they came over one of your favorite band members
: “What if everything else is good but your sex styles don’t match?” GD: *goes silent*
durnesque-esque: leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas: toolofatook: leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas: omg what if all of the weapons in the lord of the rings were replaced with pool noodles
what if hannibal told lame jokes instead of implying cannibalism?
alkahestic: davidbowiesenpai: What if you were really excited to hear your online friend’s voice for the first time and you finally pick up the phone and it turns out they’re voiced by Vic Mignogna
stewie-just-said-that: i-only-know-fandoms: dfw-cub: IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!! What if you rigged this on your porch so you press a button and the glass pours so when kids are at your door you press the button and this happens and you put red dye in
wintermoth: kripke-is-my-king: superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: nachosinthetardis: the-fault-in-our-bacon: I hope in Matt Smith’s last episode, someone finally says, “I love your bowtie.” WHAT IF IT’S ROSE I’LL FLING MYSELF INTO THE
pinkadillydoo: what if shinies were considered bad in the wild since it meant they would get killed easier, which would explain why they are so hard to find…
dryadalis: officialnasa: lbguitarist: what if nasa invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles THEY’RE ONTO US
fuckyeah-nerdery: scottpocalypse-now: digitaldiscipline: brainsforbabyjesus: alessariel: optimysticals: broliloquy: gundamdick: thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
llamabutts: omg what if you opened someones blog and their background was your face three times now I’ve opened someone’s blog and their background was my art
academically: what if one day all of the pets in the world turned into humans. like if your dog is 6 years old you really have a pet 42 year old man.
od-a: WARNING If you get sent a link saying “click here to watch the new Twilight trailer”, don’t click it! The link is to the new Twilight trailer.
omg what if kounoi and mizuao double dated. whaT IF THEY SLOWLY STARTED DEVELOPING INTO A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP.
clearbakka: what if…
a-la-orilla-del-rio: You know that deep down Noiz is a romantic, but so is Koujaku so what if for their anniversary or for Valentine´s day they had the same idea on what to give the other and they just stare at each other and start laughing because
diningwiththeasquiths: What if Hannibal starts making CSI Miami-esque puns at crime scenes?
late-nightlove: late-nightlove: Manga is scheduled to be back by Issue #47 (October 19), but the publishers themselves are unsure if the manga-ka himself will be well enough to continue by then. Doesn’t mention what sickness Sorachi is suffering
triharrytops: if the five tally marks are for the band i hope louis’ is the one going across
cubrone: cubrone: knightscrest: dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one
amifutami: what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts
delaynez: but what if jamie the mailman only told steven his love letter was for his “mysterious friend with the cool shades” and steven assumed it was for garnet when its really for buck?
WHAT IF YOUR FOLLOWERS COULD SEE WHAT YOU SEARCHED FOR ON TUMBLR!?!?!?
mathsturbation: what if instead of laughing people just screamed ‘FUNNY’ repeatedly
larrycoincidences: whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that บ back in 2004
methlabrador: what if one day you were scrolling through your dashboard when you saw a picture that someone took of you doing something weird that you didnt know anybody saw you doing with like 20k notes
sweet-bitsy: What if you went out on a date with a moth and he took you by the hand with one of his fuzzy little legs and he was like “I want to take you to the most beautiful place I know, because you deserve nothing less” and when you get there
What if spiderman didn't live in new york city and he lived in the country instead. He'd have nothing to swing from. He'd just be a man crawling in a field.
dreamhound:u know how hey arnold is a football head. well what if someone had a golfball head..a very tiny head with the little indents…..a VERY tiny head
believeinbiscuits: What if you met your soulmate but he loved to clap when the plane lands?
omg what if its a sign. that all my friends are moving away cuz theyre "bad examples" or whatever.
omg what if he lets me use his 105mm f/2.8g OMG I WANT TO USE IT but he won’t even let me touch it LOOOL
thejediavengeroftheinternet: Tony: What if we put Jarvis inside of this body?Bruce: No. Hawkeye: No.Wanda: NoHawkeye: Who the hell invited you?Steve: Language. and I did. *points to Tony* No.Pietro: No.*Falcon and War Machine fly through the window
urelk: Okay, so I saw this screenshot with Stanford chasing the giant floating eyeballsfrom the preview for A Tale of Two Stans and it just caught my attention because what if those are the same eyeballs from the openingOnly they were shrunk with the
llttledipper: tbh I think if anyone’s gonna decide if Dipper’s birthmark is significant or not its the AuthorThey flashed it so much when the Author was returning, and he’s also clearly knowledgeable about space and magic. What if the reason Dipper
acediamond: What if Kankri uses gunKind strife specibus? Every time before he shoots, he’d say “trigger warning”.
shubbabang: What if the trolls went to human high school but like everyone knew what trolls were so it wasn’t as weird but still like what if
shubbabang: What if Storestuck
supermariosunshine: supermariosunshine: why the fuck do most anime openings have english words tied into them what if american cartoons starting doing that too like can you imagine turning on spongebob one day and WHO LIVES IN A 翔太のお尻 UNDER
methlabrador: what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing
merriborn: What if Hussie doesn’t even know what hes doing with homestuck and instead is just stalking all of the homestuck theories that are being made after updates, thinking “yeah that sounds cool i’ll do that”
bootycaller: reblog as link?? what if i want to reblog as zelda????
castiels-feathery-butt: tyflowsion: what if ducks threw bread back at you you’d have to duck
familyfriendlyurl: what if the reason peaches have fur is bc they were made to be petted what if peaches were made to be domesticated not eaten
adimals: wolfchurros: jesuschristvevo: what if people who havent seen bee movie get curious because of all the posts about it on tumblr and watch it and then the sales for bee movie go up out of nowhere and they get enough money to make bee movie 2
herrashmoo: sublimesublemon: what if the tornado full of sharks hit the plane full of snakes You are the future
neptunain: what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
harryedward: harryedward: harryedward: What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th :O This ruined my life
notveryproductive: lance-corporal-loveme: crowley-the-arse-butt: asgardreid: thestormscrolls: ok so this just hit me humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water. so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would
mamalalonde: richarcl: what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle
weavemunchers: imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves
thetechnicolortrenchcoat: Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”
what if instead of negitoro i just drew kaito/miku all the time ♥
